whats for dinner

Danish Jokes | Funny Humor by Joke Buddha

there was a white guy a black guy and an aggie, the white guy said "if i have pizza for lunch one more time i am going to kill myself" the black guy said"if i have corndogsfor lunch one more time i am going to kill myself" th

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old local blacksmith

Danish Jokes | Funny Humor by Joke Buddha

an old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. he picked out a strong young man to become his apprentice. the old fellow was crabby and exacting. "don't ask me a lot of questions," he told the boy. "just do w

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sitting in the sauna, starry-eyed daniel sighed to a perfect stranger

Danish Jokes | Funny Humor by Joke Buddha

sitting in the sauna, starry-eyed daniel sighed to a perfect stranger, "ytoiow, my wife's an angel." "i envy you," the other man snorted. "mine's still alive."

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ajay

Danish Jokes | Funny Humor by Joke Buddha

mother: be careful, ajay, most home accidents happen in the kitchen. ajay: i know, i have to eat them.

2017-10-12 15:57:58  

back in the good old days

Danish Jokes | Funny Humor by Joke Buddha

from a contest in which baby boomers were asked to tell gen xers how much harder it was in the old days: in my day, we didn't have mouses to move the cursor around. we only had the arrows, and if the up arrow was broken and you needed to get to

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gravity is because the earth

Danish Jokes | Funny Humor by Joke Buddha

gravity is because the earth sucks.

2017-10-12 15:57:58  

county legislator

Danish Jokes | Funny Humor by Joke Buddha

an old couple was sitting down and the wife decided to strike up a conversation she asked her husband, have you ever cheated on me? its all over, so just tell me." he answers "no, and you." "well, remember that time you got f

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shinto kami

Language Lesson - Scandinavia and the World

FreeMarker template error (DEBUG mode; use RETHROW in production!): For "#list" list source: Expected a sequence or collection, but this has evaluated to a string (wrapper: f.t.SimpleScalar): ==> item.itemImgs [in template "rss_home/subpage/msnry.ftl" at line 28, column 40] ---- FTL stack trace ("~" means nesting-related): - Failed at: #list item.itemImgs as img [in template "rss_home/subpage/msnry.ftl" at line 28, column 33] - Reached through: #include ("subpage/" + RequestParamet... [in template "rss_home/view.ftl" at line 11, column 33] ---- Java stack trace (for programmers): ---- freemarker.core.NonSequenceOrCollectionException: [... Exception message was already printed; see it above ...] at freemarker.core.IteratorBlock$IterationContext.executedNestedContentForCollOrSeqListing(IteratorBlock.java:346) at freemarker.core.IteratorBlock$IterationContext.executeNestedContent(IteratorBlock.java:272) at freemarker.core.IteratorBlock$IterationContext.accept(IteratorBlock.java:243) at freemarker.core.Environment.visitIteratorBlock(Environment.java:596) at freemarker.core.IteratorBlock.acceptWithResult(IteratorBlock.java:108) at freemarker.core.IteratorBlock.accept(IteratorBlock.java:94) at freemarker.core.Environment.visit(Environment.java:327) at freemarker.core.Environment.visit(Environment.java:369) at freemarker.core.IteratorBlock$IterationContext.executedNestedContentForCollOrSeqListing(IteratorBlock.java:316) at freemarker.core.IteratorBlock$IterationContext.executeNestedContent(IteratorBlock.java:272) at freemarker.core.IteratorBlock$IterationContext.accept(IteratorBlock.java:243) at freemarker.core.Environment.visitIteratorBlock(Environment.java:596) at freemarker.core.IteratorBlock.acceptWithResult(IteratorBlock.java:108) at freemarker.core.IteratorBlock.accept(IteratorBlock.java:94) at freemarker.core.Environment.visit(Environment.java:327) at freemarker.core.Environment.include(Environment.java:2509) at freemarker.core.Include.accept(Include.java:171) at freemarker.core.Environment.visit(Environment.java:327) at freemarker.core.Environment.visit(Environment.java:333) at freemarker.core.Environment.process(Environment.java:306) at freemarker.template.Template.process(Template.java:386) at org.springframework.web.servlet.view.freemarker.FreeMarkerView.processTemplate(FreeMarkerView.java:367) at org.springframework.web.servlet.view.freemarker.FreeMarkerView.doRender(FreeMarkerView.java:284) at org.springframework.web.servlet.view.freemarker.FreeMarkerView.renderMergedTemplateModel(FreeMarkerView.java:234) at org.springframework.web.servlet.view.AbstractTemplateView.renderMergedOutputModel(AbstractTemplateView.java:167) at org.springframework.web.servlet.view.AbstractView.render(AbstractView.java:303) at org.springframework.web.servlet.DispatcherServlet.render(DispatcherServlet.java:1282) at org.springframework.web.servlet.DispatcherServlet.processDispatchResult(DispatcherServlet.java:1037) at org.springframework.web.servlet.DispatcherServlet.doDispatch(DispatcherServlet.java:980) at org.springframework.web.servlet.DispatcherServlet.doService(DispatcherServlet.java:897) at org.springframework.web.servlet.FrameworkServlet.processRequest(FrameworkServlet.java:970) at org.springframework.web.servlet.FrameworkServlet.doGet(FrameworkServlet.java:861) at javax.servlet.http.HttpServlet.service(HttpServlet.java:622) at org.springframework.web.servlet.FrameworkServlet.service(FrameworkServlet.java:846) at javax.servlet.http.HttpServlet.service(HttpServlet.java:729) at org.apache.catalina.core.ApplicationFilterChain.internalDoFilter(ApplicationFilterChain.java:230) at org.apache.catalina.core.ApplicationFilterChain.doFilter(ApplicationFilterChain.java:165) at org.apache.tomcat.websocket.server.WsFilter.doFilter(WsFilter.java:52) at org.apache.catalina.core.ApplicationFilterChain.internalDoFilter(ApplicationFilterChain.java:192) at org.apache.catalina.core.ApplicationFilterChain.doFilter(ApplicationFilterChain.java:165) at com.alibaba.druid.support.http.WebStatFilter.doFilter(WebStatFilter.java:123) at org.apache.catalina.core.ApplicationFilterChain.internalDoFilter(ApplicationFilterChain.java:192) at org.apache.catalina.core.ApplicationFilterChain.doFilter(ApplicationFilterChain.java:165) at org.springframework.web.filter.RequestContextFilter.doFilterInternal(RequestContextFilter.java:99) at org.springframework.web.filter.OncePerRequestFilter.doFilter(OncePerRequestFilter.java:107) at org.apache.catalina.core.ApplicationFilterChain.internalDoFilter(ApplicationFilterChain.java:192) at org.apache.catalina.core.ApplicationFilterChain.doFilter(ApplicationFilterChain.java:165) at org.springframework.web.filter.HttpPutFormContentFilter.doFilterInternal(HttpPutFormContentFilter.java:105) at org.springframework.web.filter.OncePerRequestFilter.doFilter(OncePerRequestFilter.java:107) at org.apache.catalina.core.ApplicationFilterChain.internalDoFilter(ApplicationFilterChain.java:192) at org.apache.catalina.core.ApplicationFilterChain.doFilter(ApplicationFilterChain.java:165) at org.springframework.web.filter.HiddenHttpMethodFilter.doFilterInternal(HiddenHttpMethodFilter.java:81) at org.springframework.web.filter.OncePerRequestFilter.doFilter(OncePerRequestFilter.java:107) at org.apache.catalina.core.ApplicationFilterChain.internalDoFilter(ApplicationFilterChain.java:192) at org.apache.catalina.core.ApplicationFilterChain.doFilter(ApplicationFilterChain.java:165) at org.springframework.web.filter.CharacterEncodingFilter.doFilterInternal(CharacterEncodingFilter.java:197) at org.springframework.web.filter.OncePerRequestFilter.doFilter(OncePerRequestFilter.java:107) at org.apache.catalina.core.ApplicationFilterChain.internalDoFilter(ApplicationFilterChain.java:192) at org.apache.catalina.core.ApplicationFilterChain.doFilter(ApplicationFilterChain.java:165) at org.apache.catalina.core.StandardWrapperValve.invoke(StandardWrapperValve.java:198) at org.apache.catalina.core.StandardContextValve.invoke(StandardContextValve.java:96) at org.apache.catalina.authenticator.AuthenticatorBase.invoke(AuthenticatorBase.java:474) at org.apache.catalina.core.StandardHostValve.invoke(StandardHostValve.java:140) at org.apache.catalina.valves.ErrorReportValve.invoke(ErrorReportValve.java:79) at org.apache.catalina.core.StandardEngineValve.invoke(StandardEngineValve.java:87) at org.apache.catalina.connector.CoyoteAdapter.service(CoyoteAdapter.java:349) at org.apache.coyote.http11.Http11Processor.service(Http11Processor.java:783) at org.apache.coyote.AbstractProcessorLight.process(AbstractProcessorLight.java:66) at org.apache.coyote.AbstractProtocol$ConnectionHandler.process(AbstractProtocol.java:798) at org.apache.tomcat.util.net.NioEndpoint$SocketProcessor.doRun(NioEndpoint.java:1434) at org.apache.tomcat.util.net.SocketProcessorBase.run(SocketProcessorBase.java:49) at java.util.concurrent.ThreadPoolExecutor.runWorker(ThreadPoolExecutor.java:1149) at java.util.concurrent.ThreadPoolExecutor$Worker.run(ThreadPoolExecutor.java:624) at org.apache.tomcat.util.threads.TaskThread$WrappingRunnable.run(TaskThread.java:61) at java.lang.Thread.run(Thread.java:748)

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There was an unexpected error (type=OK, status=200).
For "#list" list source: Expected a sequence or collection, but this has evaluated to a string (wrapper: f.t.SimpleScalar): ==> item.itemImgs [in template "rss_home/subpage/msnry.ftl" at line 28, column 40] ---- FTL stack trace ("~" means nesting-related): - Failed at: #list item.itemImgs as img [in template "rss_home/subpage/msnry.ftl" at line 28, column 33] - Reached through: #include ("subpage/" + RequestParamet... [in template "rss_home/view.ftl" at line 11, column 33] ----