Why is the sand yellow?

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Because the seaweed. submitted by /u/potatostomach [link] [comments]

2017-09-03 09:46:36  

What did the ocean say to the shore?

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Nothing, it just waved submitted by /u/mblondie [link] [comments]

2017-09-03 06:47:01  

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

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The Stock Market submitted by /u/mblondie [link] [comments]

2017-09-03 06:25:52  

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

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Put a little boogie in it! submitted by /u/mblondie [link] [comments]

2017-09-03 06:13:55  

A log was lying to a lumberjack...

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But they saw right through it. submitted by /u/dankpotato63 [link] [comments]

2017-09-03 03:40:08  

"Do you know the name of the only green musician?"

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"Elvis Parsley." Thanks, dad... submitted by /u/aliciastudio [link] [comments]

2017-09-03 03:11:34  

My son asked me, "If you could have any super-power, which one would you have?"

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I said, "America." submitted by /u/madazzahatter [link] [comments]

2017-09-03 01:16:39  

A man had surgery to remove the left side of his brain.

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Surprisingly, he was all right! submitted by /u/GeneralCoolr [link] [comments]

2017-09-02 23:42:48  

Why was the car always sleepy?

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...because it was tired. submitted by /u/DeanCutlet [link] [comments]

2017-09-02 22:57:05  

What kind of medicine used to be a power tool?

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Benadryl submitted by /u/yeoldecotton_swab [link] [comments]

2017-09-02 22:06:05  

A man killed his wife named Ruth

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I guess he is Ruthless submitted by /u/DovahJane [link] [comments]

2017-09-02 22:05:16  

What do you call a gambling cow on weed?

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High steaks submitted by /u/ryzikx [link] [comments]

2017-09-02 21:48:00  

Can anyone here help me? I'm not sure if this is the right place to ask for help. My son asked me to make him a paper airplane.

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I tried all the magic I know but he's still just a boy. submitted by /u/Bobarhino [link] [comments]

2017-09-02 21:17:47  

How do astronauts stay warm?

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They use a space heater. submitted by /u/Grammar_Twatzi [link] [comments]

2017-09-02 21:02:16  

Are you going to watch the origami competition on tv tomorrow?

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I wont. It's on paper view submitted by /u/Heggie_Plays [link] [comments]

2017-09-02 21:00:17  

Why didn't the cannibal eat the clown?

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Because he tasted funny. submitted by /u/feckthis [link] [comments]

2017-09-02 19:40:43  

What do you call an obvious dad?

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Apparent submitted by /u/memetaskforce420 [link] [comments]

2017-09-02 17:33:04  

My failed suicide attempt was on tv

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It was breaking noose submitted by /u/Counterswift [link] [comments]

2017-09-02 16:22:36  

I bought a wooden whistle

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But it wooden whistle, so I bought a steel whistle and it steel wooden whistle, so I bought a tin whistle and now I tin whistle. submitted by /u/zamoose [link] [comments]

2017-09-02 13:34:10  

My milk warns me when it's going bad.

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Spoiler alert. submitted by /u/sum_buddy [link] [comments]

2017-09-02 13:27:19  

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