dotard

an aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense. that dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

2017-09-23 03:00:00  

cigarettiquette

"cigarette etiquette"the customary code of polite behaviour in society among smokers, with particular regard to cigarettes.examples: - offering a cigarette or lighter without being asked - passing an ashtray to a fellow smoker - proper

2017-09-22 03:00:00  

lap error

when your receiving a lap dance from one persons or two , and they release bodily fluid on your legs. typically common in places like concerts, strip clubs, and house party's. dude, last night with jessica she made a lap error!

2017-09-21 03:00:00  

tea off

when you and a friend compete to drink as many twisted teas as possible in one sitting. "yo kyle, we're f*cking having a tea off on saturday."

2017-09-20 03:00:00  

click itch

an everlasting feeling of need to start clicking, usually on social sites such as facebook, instagram, google, pinterest, etc. i can't stop searching pinterest, i've got a click itch.

2017-09-19 03:00:00  

yassderday

when something really great happened the day prior. person #1: last night's party was lit!person #2: yaaassss, yassderday's party was soooo liiittt

2017-09-18 03:00:00  

hirp

a hiccup burp.the painful eruption of gas flowing up the esophagus, while simultaneously hiccuping. josh: "arghhaaaahhhs" justin: "wtf was that?" josh: "oh you know, i hirped."

2017-09-17 03:00:00  

dinner reprise

a heady way to say leftovers mom, i'm sick of leftovers. don't think of them as leftovers but as a "dinner reprise".

2017-09-13 03:00:00  

dinner reprise

a heady way to say leftovers mom, i'm sick of leftovers. don't think of them as leftovers but as a "dinner reprise".

2017-09-13 03:00:00  

gasterbation

it's when you beat the gas nossle on the tank to get all the gas out. he used gasterbation to get all gas out.

2017-09-12 03:00:00  

gasterbation

it's when you beat the gas nossle on the tank to get all the gas out. he used gasterbation to get all gas out.

2017-09-12 03:00:00  

a small loan

a million dollars. my father gave me a small loan.

2017-09-11 03:00:00  

a small loan

a million dollars. my father gave me a small loan.

2017-09-11 03:00:00  

a small loan

a million dollars. my father gave me a small loan.

2017-09-11 03:00:00  

a small loan

a million dollars. my father gave me a small loan.

2017-09-11 03:00:00  

cospainting

cosplaying in a suit but instead of a mask, you use facepaint. oh, wow, dude! look at the guy cospainting as bonnie the bunny!

2017-09-10 03:00:00  

cospainting

cosplaying in a suit but instead of a mask, you use facepaint. oh, wow, dude! look at the guy cospainting as bonnie the bunny!

2017-09-10 03:00:00  

cospainting

cosplaying in a suit but instead of a mask, you use facepaint. oh, wow, dude! look at the guy cospainting as bonnie the bunny!

2017-09-10 03:00:00  

cospainting

cosplaying in a suit but instead of a mask, you use facepaint. oh, wow, dude! look at the guy cospainting as bonnie the bunny!

2017-09-10 03:00:00  

hush puppie highway

walking. esp when you have no car or your car is not working or your ride left you. no one wanted to pick me up so i had to take the hush puppie highway.

2017-09-09 03:00:00  

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