curious gorilla

there are many myths about gorillas. for instance, it is commonly believed that gorillas are meat eaters, when in fact they are vegetarians. and despite their violent reputation, gorillas are generally very calm animals. but perhaps the biggest

2017-02-27 05:00:15  

cryptid coat of arms

what's the world's most exclusive private club? is it new york's union club? the soho house group in london? or perhaps bar executive in hong kong? the answer: none of the above. the world's most exclusive club is the cryptid social club. this

2017-02-27 05:00:15  

killer key toppers

shhh. did you guys hear that? sounded like it came from upstairs. probably just the wind. even so, we should probably go investigate... see, i told you guys. nothing to worry about. it was just the w-- aaaaah!!! goalie mask! man-eating shark! f

2017-02-27 05:00:15  

kill 'em with kindness

"kill 'em with kindness." the dalai lama may not have actually said this, but it pretty much boils down his philosophy. and we think it's a great mantra. because let's face it, there are more jerks out there now than ever. thanks to t

2017-02-27 05:00:15  

iceman

brrrrr! did someone leave the door open? oh, it's just you, iceman! you've got that icy-cool confidence. some people think you're cocky. but hey, you back it up. you put on a clinic every time you go out there. and you expect nothing but the b

2017-02-27 05:00:15  

3d cock

and here we have a cock as it was meant to be seen -- in 3d! just look at the way it jumps off the screen! wait, what are you all laughing at? oh. i see. you're snickering at the word cock. sigh. rooster, people! i meant it as in rooster! like a

2017-02-27 05:00:15  

french bulldog

oui oui, huh huh! et bonjour! i am zee french bulldog! i am not like zee english bulldog, non non! english bulldog is -- how you say? -- big and slow. zey have big heads and -- what is zee word eeeeh -- slobbery mouth! zey eat too many fish and

2017-02-27 05:00:15  

french bulldog

oui oui, huh huh! et bonjour! i am zee french bulldog! i am not like zee english bulldog, non non! english bulldog is -- how you say? -- big and slow. zey have big heads and -- what is zee word eeeeh -- slobbery mouth! zey eat too many fish and

2017-02-27 05:00:15  

hamster head scan

ok, mr. simms, we have your x-rays back from the lab and i'm pleased to say i have good news. the accident you suffered while juggling on your unicycle drunk, while incredibly stupid, did no severe damage to your brain. you did suffer a grade-on

2017-02-27 05:00:15  

hamster head scan

ok, mr. simms, we have your x-rays back from the lab and i'm pleased to say i have good news. the accident you suffered while juggling on your unicycle drunk, while incredibly stupid, did no severe damage to your brain. you did suffer a grade-on

2017-02-27 05:00:15  

chocolate earth

great news, kids! thanks to a big donation from the national confectioners association, we have funding for science again! and today we're going to learn about the different layers of earth. please open your new, nca-funded textbooks. earth's i

2017-02-27 05:00:15  

jfk: i am a jelly donut

there's no shortage of great jfk quotes. the guy was basically a walking commemorative plate. but it's one of his famous verbal blunders that we like. "ich bin ein berliner." or, in english, "i am a jelly dounut." sure, expe

2017-02-27 05:00:15  

roadie

look at you, urban road warrior! you've got the extra-sweet, vintage white frame with the black saddle. fixed gear? natch. who needs more than one gear? besides, breaks are for cowards. man, i'll bet when you park this thing, you wrap 'er up wit

2017-02-27 05:00:15  

catwork orange

sniffles is the leader of a gang of rambunctious cats in futuristic britain whose hobbies include classical music, nihilistic violence and peeing in the laundry basket. after his underlings betray him and leave him for the spca, sniffles agrees

2017-02-27 05:00:15  

viva la cake

we know she's got a shaky reputation, but marie antoinette had a point with the whole "let them eat cake" idea. i mean, if someone was like, "you have a choice of this piece of bread or this piece of double-layer pumpkin cheesecak

2017-02-27 05:00:15  

v-day kiss

so long, "don't ask, don't tell" policy. don't let the closet door hit you on the way out. there, there, don't cry! listen, we've had a nice run. i remember when you were but a wee compromise introduced by your father, bill, who renege

2017-02-27 05:00:15  

captain 'merica tank

introducing a new superhero... captain ‘merica! he’s just as good as the “other” captain, with a few nuances: the other captain was given a serum that made him a “super soldier,” enhancing all of his functions to the peak of human ability. capt

2017-02-27 05:00:15  

i'm just here for the booze tank

listen, captain, all this nautical mumbo jumbo you've been telling us is really interesting, but let me spare you the trouble. really, i'm just here for the booze. no offense. i'm glad to know about "tacking" and "jibing" a

2017-02-27 05:00:15  

north pole vacation tank

looking for a winter getaway offering sun and solitude? willing to settle for one out of two? come to the north pole! here at 90 north latitude, we've got it all, including: • the world's second-largest elf-powered workshop (watch out, scandina

2017-02-27 05:00:15  

french bulldog tank

oui oui, huh huh! et bonjour! i am zee french bulldog! i am not like zee english bulldog, non non! english bulldog is -- how you say? -- big and slow. zey have big heads and -- what is zee word eeeeh -- slobbery mouth! zey eat too many fish and

2017-02-27 05:00:15  

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