artisanal bullsh*t

once you try schatt brothers artisanal bullsh*t, you'll never go back to regular bullsh*t. why? because our bullsh*t is organic, locally sourced bullsh*t, handcrafted in small batches by skilled bullsh*t artists. just like they did in the old da

2017-07-21 12:34:57  

feel the bern

he was a cantankerous democratic socialist trying to live a simple life as a united states senator. until the day that capitalist thugs invaded his home and pushed him to the edge. now, he's on a mission for vengeance. washington, d.c. is about

2017-07-21 12:34:57  

super paddy brothers

ready, player one? your objective is to race paddy through the shamrock kingdom and save princess barstool. along the way, paddy has to collect as many gold beers as possible, while avoiding public-urination tickets from officer o'bowser and his

2017-07-21 12:34:57  

super paddy brothers

ready, player one? your objective is to race paddy through the shamrock kingdom and save princess barstool. along the way, paddy has to collect as many gold beers as possible, while avoiding public-urination tickets from officer o'bowser and his

2017-07-21 12:34:57  

high on life! (and also drugs)

i don't need chemicals to "get high." i'm high on life! (and also drugs.) life is amazing and inspiring by itself. i get a natural high by going for a hike in the woods. or seeing live music. or having sex with someone i love. or vol

2017-07-21 12:34:57  

artisanal bullsh*t

once you try schatt brothers artisanal bullsh*t, you'll never go back to regular bullsh*t. why? because our bullsh*t is organic, locally sourced bullsh*t, handcrafted in small batches by skilled bullsh*t artists. just like they did in the old da

2017-07-21 12:34:57  

double solo

he may have been lightsaber-stabbed to death by his own son -- oops, spoiler alert! -- but he lives on in this pop art-style tribute. and don't worry. we hear this fly boy is still making the kessel run in less than twelve parsecs up in heaven.

2017-07-21 12:34:57  

artisanal bullsh*t

once you try schatt brothers artisanal bullsh*t, you'll never go back to regular bullsh*t. why? because our bullsh*t is organic, locally sourced bullsh*t, handcrafted in small batches by skilled bullsh*t artists. just like they did in the old da

2017-07-21 12:34:57  

dolphins in space

we've known all along that you were aliens. and that's not just because we read "hitchhiker's guide" or saw that expose in weekly world news. nope, we could tell just from intuition. all that bs about you being "sacred healers&qu

2017-07-21 12:34:57  

super sloth onesie

it's uhhh... sloth? yes! it's supersloth! faster than a very slowly rolling bullet! more powerful than a miniature locomotive! able to leap tall pebbles in a single bound (sorta)! by day he disguises himself as a mild mannered news reporter. (

2017-07-21 12:34:57  

surfer bear onesie

california's really gotten to this guy. he's done the whole "rat race" thing before, constantly foraging for food and battling to put on enough fat to survive the harsh winter. but now look at him! he's got his board strapped to the

2017-07-21 12:34:57  

t-rex beach cruiser onesie

well, what do we have here? a little "rex on the beach," you might say. sure, his arms may be dinky, but he's got something else: moxie! well, that and a pair of really long handlebars. better watch out when he's rolling down the boar

2017-07-21 12:34:57  

party animal onesie

what has two fangs and likes to party? this guy, right here! and it's a full moon, so you know you're in for a wild night. if you've got a little werewolf of your own, you know what we're talking about. but don't worry, it's just a phase... un

2017-07-21 12:34:57  

fun sized onesie

small? who you calling small? i'm what you call "fun sized." there's a big difference. i may not be what you call a "large" person, but i pack in a lot of fun. don't believe me? just try playing "1-2-3 wee" with a

2017-07-21 12:34:57  

dolphins in space

we've known all along that you were aliens. and that's not just because we read "hitchhiker's guide" or saw that expose in weekly world news. nope, we could tell just from intuition. all that bs about you being "sacred healers&qu

2017-07-21 12:34:57  

guns don't kill people

look, guns don't kill people. they just make it insanely, outrageously, horrifically easy for people to kill people. that's it. let's just say that we banned all guns. sure, there would likely be tens of thousands fewer deaths each year in the

2017-07-21 12:34:57  

swipe left

limited-time bonus! get our "donald j. turd" sticker free with purchase of this tee. not saying that choosing a president is the same as online dating, but if this guy came up on tinder, it would take about a nano second for us to kno

2017-07-21 12:34:57  

feel the bern

he was a cantankerous democratic socialist trying to live a simple life as a united states senator. until the day that capitalist thugs invaded his home and pushed him to the edge. now, he's on a mission for vengeance. washington, d.c. is about

2017-07-21 12:34:57  

guns don't kill people

look, guns don't kill people. they just make it insanely, outrageously, horrifically easy for people to kill people. that's it. let's just say that we banned all guns. sure, there would likely be tens of thousands fewer deaths each year in the

2017-07-21 12:34:57  

swipe left

limited-time bonus! get our "donald j. turd" sticker free with purchase of this tee. not saying that choosing a president is the same as online dating, but if this guy came up on tinder, it would take about a nano second for us to kno

2017-07-21 12:34:57  

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